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Roseanne Barr Quotes

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny Picture Quote #1

You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right Picture Quote #1

I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful Picture Quote #1

The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don’t really want to hang out with politicians Picture Quote #1

Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life Picture Quote #1

I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That’s what we’re supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions Picture Quote #1

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I used to want to be a movie star so I wouldn’t have to live in trailers anymore. And now that I make movies, I spend a lot of my life living in trailers Picture Quote #1

I want to say that nobody accuses their parents of abusing them without justification to do that. I didn’t just make it up. A lot of things were true and abusive and horrible things that happened to me that my father did Picture Quote #1

I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself Picture Quote #1

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it Picture Quote #1

You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for several years. And I have sheds full of things, maybe sometimes nine copies of the same thing Picture Quote #1

Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders getting away with murder. Because it teaches children, you know, that they don’t have to have any morals as long as they have guns and are bullies and I don’t think that’s a good message... I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty Picture Quote #1

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I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I’ve done my job Picture Quote #1

The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming Picture Quote #1

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself Picture Quote #1

They’re all mine... Of course, I’d trade any one of them for a dishwasher Picture Quote #1

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And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny (Roseanne Barr Quotes) You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful (Roseanne Barr Quotes) The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don’t really want to hang out with politicians (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That’s what we’re supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I used to want to be a movie star so I wouldn’t have to live in trailers anymore. And now that I make movies, I spend a lot of my life living in trailers (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I want to say that nobody accuses their parents of abusing them without justification to do that. I didn’t just make it up. A lot of things were true and abusive and horrible things that happened to me that my father did (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard just to go bankrupt. I happened to write some jokes about it. I did real well for myself (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it (Roseanne Barr Quotes) You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for several years. And I have sheds full of things, maybe sometimes nine copies of the same thing (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders getting away with murder. Because it teaches children, you know, that they don’t have to have any morals as long as they have guns and are bullies and I don’t think that’s a good message... I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I’ve done my job (Roseanne Barr Quotes) The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself (Roseanne Barr Quotes) They’re all mine... Of course, I’d trade any one of them for a dishwasher (Roseanne Barr Quotes)

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